*ahem*
Dear UPS,Where the fuck is my Harry Potter and The I'm Gonna Start With The Cutting If I Don't Have My Book In My Hands By One Pee-Emm?? My ears are picking up all of the sounds of engines within a mile radius, and my heart jumps at any sound of a car door. The fact that I'm listening to the Battlestar Galactica OST probably isn't helping things. But Jesus Tittyfucking Christ, seriously. Where. Is. My. Book?
Sincerely,
Devlyn M. PatienceP.S. Seriously.