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In which I break for something super-special
July 21, 2007

*ahem*

Dear UPS,

Where the fuck is my Harry Potter and The I'm Gonna Start With The Cutting If I Don't Have My Book In My Hands By One Pee-Emm?? My ears are picking up all of the sounds of engines within a mile radius, and my heart jumps at any sound of a car door. The fact that I'm listening to the Battlestar Galactica OST probably isn't helping things. But Jesus Tittyfucking Christ, seriously. Where. Is. My. Book?

Sincerely,
Devlyn M. Patience

P.S. Seriously.